Thursday, January 31, 2013

Baltimore, keeping it classy.



Remember how all you know about Baltimore is "The Wire"? Well, all that tells us about YOUR city is that you would rather watch an extremely depressing tv show about the misery of drug addiction, violence and corruption in our city than go out and experience your own. BOOM!
Check Baltimore out again, would you? Because we've got some classy folk over here.
For example, I don't know what the riff raff of San Fransisco are doing right now to prep for the game on Sunday, but here is the Baltimore Symphony Orchestra demonstrating how Charm City sports fans have been conducting themselves (get it? conducting?) all week. Straight up high class, right? You can watch it again if you want. I recommend chanting "ray rice. ray rice." as backup vocals, because they forgot to mention my favorite player.