Did you say 2010?

Ohhhhh, I thought you said 1910! my mistake.
Okay you're right, I'll sign up for text messaging.
(especially since the guy at the sprint store informed me that I pay more for those freaking mass "merry xmas" messages you people send me than it costs to just put texting on my plan).

I would like to announce my arrival into 1993, by saying:
"OMG GSS WHO HS TXTING NW ON HR NEW CELLIE!!!!!???"

wasssupppp social life!!!! NP! TTYL! LOL!

The helpful young lad at the mobilized telephone shop not only stood staring with his pimply chin hanging low & mouth open when I shrieked in disbelief at the information that YES, my old phone of 3 years HAS had speakerphone all along, and I just hadn't looked hard enough. He also helped us find new phones by sidling next to us creepily while we browsed, causing me to cross the store floor approximately 13 more times than I really cared to do just to see if he'd follow me (yes). He next blew my mind by telling me you can put MUSIC and PICTURES on your phone (shut. up. PICTURES?? like.. PHOTOGRAPHS? ON MY TELEPHONE!??? you're joshing me, son. next you're gonna tell me people check their email or look up directions on their phones, like some sort of james bond flick).
However, he also politely explained that maybe one of the data phones wasn't for me just yet, and didn't make fun of me when I said the keypads on most of the phones he showed me were too small for my fat fingers.

anyway, I think I'll put on my comfort fit shoes & apron and get back to my real job (tshirts, basement, simple machines) now.
or is there an "APP" for that?*

*(j/k bffs. I know I'm far from ready for an iphone. I'll be too cheap to pay for it long after I become hip enough to figure it out)