I absolutely love this. I have nothing more to say about it, except that you too should probably start gawking constantly at the work of Jordan Elise of Horrible Adorables, because she is one of the most talented folks in the craft world right now. She makes her felt sculptures by hand, in Cleveland, Ohio. So Great. Go "like" her on Facebook, and then Buy everything in her Etsy shop and ship it on over here. Thannnnnnnnks.
SIDENOTE: When shipping us all of these gifts, we recommend shipping with our good friends at FedEx.com... who recently decided to reimburse us for the $700 worth of tshirts we had stolen off our porch this summer. We salute this company!!!