Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Mrs. Obama's Garden

Dear America,
You are fat. tubby. fools. You don't eat right, your kids are obese slobs, and it's a little bit disgusting. Here is my organic garden, on the white house lawn. Look how beautiful the vegetables are! Look how easy it is to grow them! I have a team of FIFTH GRADERS growing them!! Check it out = You can eat healthy too! It tastes better, you'll look and feel better, and it's not actually hard. I love you and care about you, and I want you to live past 35.
Michelle Obama, Captain of Awesome.

Dear First Lady,
You GO girl.
thank you.

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